spray on condoms

A scientist has created the first spray-on prophylactic for cocks. Jan Vinzenz Krause’s device basically works like a chamber that you insert your meat in. Fine jets distribute liquid latex onto your five dollar foot long over the course of 10 seconds.

Krause planned on launching the product earlier in the year, but problems with the patent halted the process.

How does it work?

A man places his {little monster} in a chamber. He then presses a button and a pump squirts out liquid latex through some nozzles onto the man’s {willy} in about 20 seconds. If 20 seconds seems like a long time to wait the good news is that the inventor is working on shortening the time to about 10 seconds to dry on the mans { hockey stick ).

How does the condom come off ?

The rubber dries on quickly after it is sprayed on and is then ready to use. When no longer in use the spray-on condom can be easily rolled off and thrown away just like a regular condom.

"Which entertainer or athlete should be the official spokesperson for the spray-on condom? With seven illegitimate children by six different women [and counting] Shawn Kemp has my vote." (crunk)

[compiled from crunk and atwg]